Its Always The Laptop

Somewhere in earth important discussion is going on : 

Qsn 1 : What will you try to save first if your room is on fire ?
Ans : My Laptop !

Qsn 2: Do you take any electronic device to toilet ?
Ans : My Laptop !
  Qsn : Why?
  Ans : Dude! You don't understand ! She might knock me !  I would miss that. And sometimes some a**holes writes shi**y comments. I need to delete that instantly.

Qsn 3: What would you like to take with you when you are dead ?
Ans: Hey! Don't remind me about my death. It freaks me out. and how could you ask? Its my laptop i'm gonna take with me. Who knows what happens after death? I'm gonna take a laptop with wi-fi . I will let others know whats happening through my facebook status if possible and stop asking this dumb questions !

Update :

Somewhere in earth in some toilet something is happening :

image found in facebook page

How to Become Famous on Facebook

Here in this post i have explained a way that can make you famous on facebook easily. Just within a few minutes.

Here it goes :

Step 1 : Log in to your facebook account and Click on " Account " at the top right corner of  your home page.

Step 2 : Click " Account setting "

Step 3 : Click Change Name 

Step 4 : Type " Famous " and click "Change name "

Done!!! You  are Famous now (Theoretically)  ! You can also be popular by typing "Popular" instead of "Famous". 

I know if a facebook dislike button would exist then this article would probably get a lot of clicks on that . But it does not exist . So i think its better to click "like" button. At least you can show that your mouse or touchpad really works !